I have no clue why I drew this. It's some sort of freaky alien walrus thingy, perhaps meant to be a companion for the freaky alien dog thingy I posted last week. Seriously, no idea. Why on earth would I have drawn a red and purple freaky alien walrus thingy? This completely mystifies me.
Not really sure why I drew this. For some reason, when I look at this, I think of that one episode of Star Trek where Kirk gets split into two people during a transporter accident. There was this weird green dog, which I think had a horn, that was also split into two while everyone was trying to figure out what happened to Kirk, so maybe that was the original inspiration for this. I do know it was definitely supposed to be a dog of some kind, very sheep-doggish in nature, but also alien. But that's all I can tell you.
And look at how yellow that paper is! For once, I didn't bother to color correct the image before putting it up, just so you could see that this really is from an old, old sketch book of mine.
I'm still going through the same sketchbook, which I must have used during my early teen years. I'm not sure what inspired this image. She vaguely reminds me of the wicked queen from Disney's Snow White, but for some reason, I drew her as African American with some sort of basic tribal face markings. It's a bit odd, and the proportions are all wrong, but I like the drawing. No idea why her eyes are closed, nor why she has that expression.
Welcome back to Flashback Friday! I dug this out of the same sketchbook as the previous two Flashback entries. This is some sore of mer-creature. I'm trying to decide why I thought a mer-creature needed both a blow hole and eyebrows, and why the eyebrows needed to be dark blue. I don't know. It has sort of a "Land of the Lost" feel to me, and I think that was probably part of the inspiration. I loved the alien creatures in "Land of the Lost," just as much as I despised the human characters. To this day, Holly and Will just grate on my nerves. But the Sleestak and Altrusians were very cool, in my opinion.
Welcome back to Freak Friday Flashback Edition! This sketch is pulled from the same notebook as last week's, and looking at it gives me a pretty good idea of where both sketches may have been drawn. My dad owned land in Arkansas, and one particular summer in my early teens we went down there to camp for a week or so. I'm pretty certain I did NOT see this deer, but I probably did see the trees and dead logs I drew. I may even have a picture somewhere of me bent very intently over my sketch pad, drawing furiously, probably wishing a real deer would stop by so I could say I drew it.
Let me know what you think of Freak Friday Flashback Edition. Do you think it's a fun idea, or are you bored to tears with my pathetic teenage artwork? I've got some even older stuff, and lots of it, so there's plenty more I'm going to post, whether you like it or not!
I haven't done a Freaky Friday post in a while, mainly because I haven't had anything truly freaky to post about that wasn't already showing up in WIP Wednesday or the Cynical Woman webcomics. However, I think I have finally found a topic freaky enough for all of us to enjoy. Enter...
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Okay, enough with the dramatics. While digging around for some drafting supplies in my art bins, I came across several old sketchbooks, some from waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day. I thought it might be fun to show my really, really old artwork here. And you know, I don't do nearly enough scanning in of stuff during the week, so why not scan in my old scribbles and doodles? Anyway, here's the first drawing in one of my oldest sketchbooks.
Freaky, huh? I think I was about twelve when I drew this. Possibly younger, I can't really say. Obviously I had access to colored pencils and books on druids, because I drew this very colorful shielf with a sickle wrapped in what I think was supposed to be mistle toe, and a bloody sword beneath that. This was pre-Princess Bride, so no, that is not Inago Montoya's sword. I just came up with something fancy on my own. Or maybe I cribbed this from an old D&D manual. I don't really know.
I do know I used to want to be a druid because I thought it would be cool to have magic powers. Then as I got older, my philosophy on that changed. First, I came to realize that wishing and casting spells did not make things happen, no matter how badly I wanted them to. Second, I also began to think that magic was cheating in a way. I have talents and abilities that I can use, but I have to work to be good at any of them. But doing that work leads to wonderful things. So why not sweat a little over a drawing or a writing project and earn money by the end results? Because honestly, all waving a magic wand ever got me was in trouble (mainly because I accidentally poked someone in the eye when I did it).
What other horror lie in the pages of my old sketchbooks? You'll find out next week!
And don't forget, the Cynical Woman Zazzle store has much more recent art that I worked very hard on, so go visit and see if there's something there you like!
This is a little sample of something that I'm currently playing with. I switched last week from DAZ Studio to Poser Debut for my character renders. DAZ Studio 4, the free version, was so borked when I installed it, I couldn't even click on the main menu with the mouse and get a response. So I uninstalled, tried re-installing DAZ Studio 3, discovered why I upgraded anyway (because after the last update, DAZ Studio 3 refused to parent props and other items to the character which made posing characters for scenes impossible), and then threw up my hands and said, "Fuck it! I'm going back to Poser!" I dumped Poser a few years ago, of course, because it was so borked I could barely get it to run on my computer. Poser Debut, however...
The beauty, at least right now, of Poser Debut is that it is a stripped down version of the full blown (or should I say 'bloated'?) program. It lets you do pretty much one thing and one thing only - pose characters and render them. Okay, that's two things, and apparently Poser Debut will let you do animation as well, but I don't want to do 3D animation, I just want to pose and render characters for my artwork.
So this is a test run of Poser Debut, featuring a Steampunk art project I'm working on right now. I played around with the render in Photoshop, working to transform it from a basic render to a comic-book style image. It's far from perfect, but I like the results I've got so far. I'll hopefully finish this project this weekend and you'll be able to see the end results no later than Sunday evening.
Let me know what you think of this sample so far.
I wanted to get some news out today. You may or may not have noticed the tasteful entry in our list of links below the header graphic. It says "Shop" and that's exactly what it's for. I set up a Zazzle shop this month and have been slowly adding product to it. Right now, there are only four products up, but I will be expanding on that. I am already working on a zombie Christmas card and have plans for a steampunk holiday card as well.
In addition to the set up of the Zazzle shop, I have also resurrected the Very Scary Art blog. I had only meant to take a little time off from the blog to give me a chance to catch up on other work, but ended up being away for five months instead. That's five months too long, and I've already slapped myself on the hand and cried, "Bad blogger! Bad, bad blogger!" I'm making changes to how I do the blog posts to make it easier for me to continue working on Very Scary. Meanwhile, our first new blog post in months is now up at Very Scary. Go take a look!
And, um, that's it. That's all the news I've got. I'm getting back into my regular blogging schedule and will be working on writing today at the public library. I have some interesting projects in the works and I will see next week if I can get a WIP Wednesday post up so you can all see what I'm working on.
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