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Freaky Friday! The Cynical Woman Store is Live and Very Scary Comes Back from the Dead

Friday, October 21st, 2011

I wanted to get some news out today. You may or may not have noticed the tasteful entry in our list of links below the header graphic. It says "Shop" and that's exactly what it's for. I set up a Zazzle shop this month and have been slowly adding product to it. Right now, there are only four products up, but I will be expanding on that. I am already working on a zombie Christmas card and have plans for a steampunk holiday card as well.

In addition to the set up of the Zazzle shop, I have also resurrected the Very Scary Art blog. I had only meant to take a little time off from the blog to give me a chance to catch up on other work, but ended up being away for five months instead. That's five months too long, and I've already slapped myself on the hand and cried, "Bad blogger! Bad, bad blogger!" I'm making changes to how I do the blog posts to make it easier for me to continue working on Very Scary. Meanwhile, our first new blog post in months is now up at Very Scary. Go take a look!

And, um, that's it. That's all the news I've got. I'm getting back into my regular blogging schedule and will be working on writing today at the public library. I have some interesting projects in the works and I will see next week if I can get a WIP Wednesday post up so you can all see what I'm working on.

Now go SHOP!

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Friday, October 14th, 2011

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Art Gallery is up!

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

I've spent a couple of days fussing over how best to put together an art gallery for the new site. The current set-up isn't exactly perfect, but it does seem to work pretty good right now. I've got two categories up so far, including cover art I've created for e-book publishers and male pin-ups (if you don't like looking at naked men, don't visit that part of the gallery; if you do visit that part of the gallery anyway, don't come whining to me over what you see there!). Take a look and let me know what you think - The Cynical Woman Art Gallery!

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One more test with BlogJet

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Just one more test to see if this works. There was something off with my time zones, so I couldn’t get the last post to publish. It would only show up on my WordPress dashboard as scheduled. Oh, and let’s try another pic, shall we?

[The following image is NSFW and included male nudity.]

The male nudes are the main reason why I’d like to be able to use excerpted posts from time to time. That way you have a choice of whether or not to view the image.

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Testing blogging software

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

No biggie here. I just want to see which blogging software will work better for me – Blog Jet or Zoundry Raven. This post was done with Blog Jet.

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Also looking to see if BlogJet will allow me to create excerpts of entries for the main blog without having to go to log into WordPress online to do it. Here’s hoping that works, because that will save me a huge headache with regards to posting adult images on the site.

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Blog up!

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

Okay, I've spent months saying I need to integrate my various websites into one site so I can manage them better. Right now, I've got www.helenehmadden.com for the erotica stuff and www.cynicalwoman.blogspot.com as my usual day-to-day blog, which sort of works, accept that it's giving me a split personality complex (am I a mom? an erotica writer? which one am I today?). Plus it also makes it a real pain in the assets to maintain two blogs and two sites (yes, there was originally a much different site up at this URL, with all sorts of cool flash animation that I found to be a huge pain in the ass to maintain). To make life easier for myself, I'm building a new site that includes both sides of my life (Only 2 sides? Does that make me only 2 dimensional?). This is meant to be a website for adults, okay? Yes, we can talk about family stuff here, but the thing is, this is meant to be a place where parents, especially me, can be an adult and talk about adult things and share my very adult work. If you have a problem with the idea of a mom being an erotica writer, then please go bury your head in the sand some place else! For the time being, I'll continue to make my usual blog posts to the other two websites, while also making them here. The appearance of this blog will be making changes over the next month or so until I've got the final look, but for now, I just want to kick things off by saying, hello world, the blog is here.

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Opinions wanted – Updating the site

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Okay, people, I'm looking for opinions. I need to update the website, but I have small problem. I actually have multiple websites - the Cynical Woman blog at www.cynicalwoman.blogspot.com, my erotica website at www.helenehmadden.com, and the blog for The Adventures of Cynical Woman web comic at www.theadventuresofcynicalwoman.blogspot.com (and yes, I know I need to post a new cartoon! I'm working on it). That's too many websites in my opinion. I can easily fold the web comic into the Cynical Woman blog, but I'm wondering if I should also combine the erotica blog as well, so that I'd only have to worry about one website and not two or three. The erotica blog and the Cynical Woman blog are sort of two different creatures. I don't know if they'd work well together or not, so I need help deciding. Here are the reasons for and against combining ALL the websites/blogs.

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Only one blog to deal with. I can easily write 3-4 blog posts a week... for one blog. Maintaining two blogs takes a lot more time and effort.

The combined blog would more accurately reflect who I am. I've always billed myself as the "stay-at-home mom AND erotica writer," and people remember that. It's an accurate, and successful, branding of me as a writer.

It'll be easier to find me on the web. Rather than go to a couple of different sites to see what's going on with me, you've got one stop shopping. I can post all my info on free reads, the cartoons, and the usual day-to-day lunacies in one place.

More content. I've been holding back posting certain things here because I need something to post on the erotica blog. However, I don't usually have a ton of stuff to post on the erotica blog. I do a lot more posting here than there, so the erotica blog looks pretty sparse. I wouldn't have to worry about a sparse blog if I combined the erotica blog with this one.

I already own www.cynicalwoman.com (and I would really like to replace the website that's there with the CW blog, plus other stuff). I can easily redirect www.helenehmadden.com to that URL so that typing in either URL takes you to one spot.

Now the cons:

Sexually explicit material. I'd like to post some free erotica reads and excerpts. Is this blog really suitable for that? Or do I need to keep it on a separate blog?

Male nudes. One of the things I'd like to start doing is pin-up art. Male pin-up art (I'm a rabid feminist, remember). That would mean images of full frontal male nudity. Does it belong here, or again does it need it's own forum in a separate blog?

Hmmm. Looking at my pros vs. my cons, I'm thinking maybe I should just combine the two blogs. When it comes to the explicit stuff, rather than put it right there in the blog, I can post a link to the stories or images in question. Then people can choose to follow the link or not.

Yeah, I think this will work. BUT I'm still interested in other people's opinions. So give me some feedback! I'm hoping to get started on this in a couple weeks ;) Thanks!

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