ACW Episode 79 – Kawai!!!!!

Ah yes, chibi Helen. I honestly believe the only way I could possibly be any more evil is if I were cute. Then I could get away with all sorts of wickedness. My lack of cuteness is the only thing that stops me from ruling the universe.

Hope you like the chibi version of me. Before I headed out to Toronto, I picked up a manga workbook by Chris Hart and have slowly been working my way through it. When I came home, I showed it to Mich, who mentioned looking for a similar workbook on chibis. That led me to dig up the chibi book by Chris Hart, and so now I’m hooked on drawing little cuties doing evil things.

BTW, the line in the second panel should be, “This story needs MORE goats. And fudge ice cream.”

As for the fourth panel, if you’ve ever spent any time hunting for yaoi or hentai images on the net, you know what I mean. I don’t mean that I would write stories about chibis having sex, but if I were a chibi, I think I could get away with writing far more scandalous stories than I do now 😉 Not that my lack of cuteness is going to stop me from trying.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed the cartoon. Sayonara!

About Cynical Woman

Cartoonist, Artist, Geek, Evil Crafter, Girl Scout Troop Leader and Writer. Also, a zombie. I haven't slept in I don't know how long.
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  1. Trust me, those of us who could get away with ruling the universe find it’s way too much trouble and focus more on getting our way instead ^_~

  2. Mich,

    Yes, I bet you do! Honestly, I’ve always wanted to be cute. My sister, who looks just like me is very cute. For some reason she got the cute genes and I got the evil genes. Thus you should never put us together at a party.

  3. Hmmm. I wonder if CERN know they have to look for a new fundamental particle? The Cute boson and it’s antiparticle, the Evil boson. 🙂

  4. @Cynical_Woman Chibi Helen is, indeed, extra-cute. 🙂

  5. Aren’t antiparticles supposed to cancel each other out? You’ll find most kawaii folk are also evil, thus existing together….

    Besides, how could a particle that you can’t even see be cute? >.<

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