I cannot tell you how many nights I’ve lain awake pondering a question of the utmost importance and greatest magnitude. And that question is…
If Blow Off Day had a theme song, what would that song be?
Well, today, after pulling an all-nighter to finish off the 1–year anniversary episode of the Heat Flash erotica podcast, it finally came to me. Yes, I was lying there in bed, drooling just oh-so-slightly as my youngest kicked and screamed for Dora the Explorer… no wait, she wanted Wiggles instead… nope, no she wants Charlie and Lola… whatever. Anyway, as I lay there contemplating the bleak aspect of having to spend all day dealing with a cranky, snot-filled toddler after less than three hours of sleep, the lyrics for the Official Blow Off Day theme song popped right into my head! It was amazing, really. I mean, one minute all I hear is kicking and screaming for Dora/Wiggles/Charlie and Lola/Scoobie Doo, and the next I’m humming happily along to this perfectly bouncy little song. And I knew right away I just had to share it with everyone. So without further ado, the Cynical Woman blog proudly presents the Official Blow Off Day Theme Song!
(Sung to the tune of ‘Camptown Races’ (better known as the Foghorn Leghorn song))
The house is dirty, I don’t care!
Gonna lie around in my underwear,
I cleaned the house last night
And the kids destroyed it today
But it’s Blow Off Day and I don’t care
And there you go, the Official Blow Off Day Theme Song. Feel free to share this little ditty or to make up your own verses and hum them mindlessly throughout the day.
Now I’m going to lie down on the couch in my undies. See ya.