True story! This has actually happened to me on a couple of occasions. Thus I no longer join mommies’ groups. Not that I don’t have a mommy posse. I do, but we’re all too weird to be a proper mommies’ group. We’re more like a murderous gang of heathens and freaks. Seriously, don’t piss any of us off. We might have to rub you out. Or else let Mary jab you with a hypodermic needle. She’s a nurse, she can do that. She can give you a colonoscopy too, so watch it pal…
You’re joining the wrong Mommies Groups! There’s a reason why mine’s called NOT June Cleaver! Great one!
I wish I was a member. I used to be a nurse…I know all about evil medical tortures.
Crazy Lady, well I did eventually form a possie. We’re a possie as opposed to a mommy’s group because we like to gallop around, tie people up and torment them…
Butterfly Temptress, you know you’re a member of my possie (posse? spelling?). Evil moms are naturally in 😉