The Adventures of Cynical Woman!
(Why are there two titles on this website?! I don’t need two titles! How do I fix this? My old website got corrupted and abandoned and when I tried to fix it, it got deleted!!! And Dreamweaver and WordPress replaced it with this saccharine crap!! I’m in HELL!!! Anyway, welcome to the world of Cynical Woman – webcomic artist, writer, crafter, and all around weirdo. Who’s also off her meds, in case you haven’t noticed.
I will never forgive Dreamhost for giving me the ugliest AI generated website ever. Seriously guys?
Look at this text they put in here!!
“The Adventures of Cynical Woman dives into the quirks of daily life with humor, embracing creativity and the candid challenges of modern living.
Explore witty webcomics and engaging blog entries that bring humor to life’s ups and downs.”
Uh, no. I’m not witty and engaging. I frikkin’ pissed off. I know I quit working on this website years ago, because of family emergencies that turned into family nightmares, that turned into major depression, but seriously Dreamweaver, what is this “Live, Laugh, Love” crap you’re trying to put on my website! It sucks!! And it’s probably going to take me forever to fix. Fan-fucking-tastic.
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Take a look at our webcomics! Or not! Because my website got corrupted somehow and everything got deleted and yeah, I have a backup, but I’m not technosavvy enough to figure out how to upload it, and it’s super old besides, and why in the name of all that’s holy is Dreamhost and WordPress trying to make me look like a trad wife when I’m more of an enraged serial killer who’s off her meds?
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Balancing Art, Life, and a Touch of Sarcasm
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Daily Life as a Canvas for Humor
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Laughing Through Life’s Hiccups… Not!!
Oh my god, Dreamweaver!! What are you doing to me?! And how do I get rid of these crappy images? This is not what my website is about. I hate this.
Finding Humor in Life’s Chaos – again, no. We’re exposing raw pain here on this website, people.
Dive into the fun—subscribe now for weekly laughs and creative insights! (Honestly, who wrote this crap?)
Finding Humor in Everyday Chaos – What?! Who the hell are these people?! Where are these testimonials coming from?! I don’t know any of these assholes!! Get them off my website!!
Hear what readers are saying about the wit, charm, and relatability of ‘The Adventures of Cynical Woman.’ (No one is saying any of these things!! Seriously, this website has been dead for over 10 years now, and I’m trying to revive it and something has gone horribly wrong!!)
The webcomics are hilarious and relatable—Helen’s humor always brightens my day!
Emily Carter
Freelance Writer
(Does not exist and never wrote me a testimonial)
Helen’s creative work is a perfect blend of humor and artistry—I’m always impressed by her craft!
James O’Neill
Graphic Designer
(Ditto for this guy!)
Every post on the blog resonates with me—it’s like Helen captures life’s absurdities perfectly!
Sophia Martinez
Content Strategist
(Lady, if my posts resonate with you, you need serious psychiatric attention, NOW!!)