Ode To My Lactating Breasts

*Sung to the tune of “Do Your Ears Hang Low”

Do your boobs overflow
And shoot breast milk up your nose?

Like a fire hydrant spout?
Do they wear your D-cups out?

Do they sit below your shoulders
Like a pair of great big boulders?

Do your boobs overflow?

Thank you, thank you. Don’t applaud. Just throw money

About Cynical Woman

Cartoonist, Artist, Geek, Evil Crafter, Girl Scout Troop Leader and Writer. Also, a zombie. I haven't slept in I don't know how long.
Bookmark the permalink.

One Comment

  1. I have the highly defective boobs. Baby #2 nursed beautifully, but I just didn’t make any milk. It is so frustrating! I never had to go through the whole boob weirdness!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.