*Sung to the tune of “Do Your Ears Hang Low”
Do your boobs overflow
And shoot breast milk up your nose?
Like a fire hydrant spout?
Do they wear your D-cups out?
Do they sit below your shoulders
Like a pair of great big boulders?
Do your boobs overflow?
Thank you, thank you. Don’t applaud. Just throw money
I have the highly defective boobs. Baby #2 nursed beautifully, but I just didn’t make any milk. It is so frustrating! I never had to go through the whole boob weirdness!