Okay, I’m pissed. When I set my beautiful, framed drawing of an apple on the kitchen table last night, it was clean and perfect. This morning, I came down and found a stinky brown smear smack dab in the center of the glass. One of the cats apparently decided to comment on my art by leaving a little kitty ass print on it. If I find out who did it, I’ll kill ‘em.
Damned cats.