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Bitchcraft! Episode 12 – Home makers and other monsters


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Yay! Helen made an ax! She found the pattern online at The Anticraft website. The Anticraft site covers all sorts of evil crafts, so you know we love ’em! Helen also has their book. It’s called…

(Click on the link to AntiCraft: Knitting, Beading and Stitching for the Slightly Sinister
so we can be rich!!)

Helen would like to point out that this book, probably more than any other, is what first made her realize the truly evil potential of yarn. Yay!

In addition to the ax, we’ve been making other stuff as well. We will have a table at Intervention again this year, and we are bringing all sorts of evil goodies, like these guys!


Beetus and Cleetus

Hello! We’re Beetus and Cleetus! We’re GNOMBIES!!

Bad joke!

Don’t shoot! We’re unarmed!

Mmm... Pumpkin!

Hello! I’m a Pumpkin Head!

So yeah! We got some freaky stuff for you!

Come back next week to see what happens with Woody the Tree House.

Bitchcraft! Episode 11 – I shall never see a webcomic as lovely as a tree


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Yeah! New character! I wonder how long he’ll last?

WE HAVE NOW REACHED THE MONETIZING PHASE OF THIS WEBCOMIC!!! How’s that, you may ask? Well, let’s give credit where credit is due. Woody is based on a pattern found in Softies: Simple Instructions for 25 Plush Pals by Therese Laskey. You can see him on the cover even!

Oooooooh, book cover… (if you can’t see the cover, just trust us, it’s there.)

Anyway, we used this book to make our version of Woody, though Helen modified the base a bit so he’d stand upright like a great big wooden doofus. And if you want to make your own Woody, you can click on this handy dandy link right here – Softies: Simple Instructions for 25 Plush Pals – and get your own lovely copy of the book. That way Therese Laskey gets paid for her book and we earn a small bit for pimpin’ it!

Speaking of pimpin’, Mich says for all of ya’ll to get busy and make her an army of Woodies! Remember, she said it, not Helen. Because Helen would  never  say anything like that. No, never.