ACW Episode 146 – Packing for Conventions

January 16th, 2012

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For those of you who don't recognize the character speaking to me, that's Mich. She's never had a formal introduction in the cartoon, but she has shown up here a number of times, starting with last year's cookie season. Mich is a life-long Girl Scout, an engineer, an avid and fantastic knitter, and the official keeper of my brain at conventions. She's also become my manager this year as we attempt to move career more and more into cartooning and art.

Mich and I went to Marscon this past weekend and we had a fun time. In addition to the usual adults-only panels I worked on (speculative fiction erotica, repopulating the world after the apocalypse, zombies in love), I also got to be a panelist on a couple of podcasting, digital art and webcomic panels. Many thanks to Barb Fischer for inviting me to participate in the latter. Yes, I am a webcomic artist, but it's only been recently that I've been more known for the webcomics than for the erotica writing and podcasting. I expect I'll be doing more webcomic panels at more cons in the future.

I also had a table in the artist/author alley at Marscon, where I sold several copies of Mustachequerade and the new Zombie Valentine (the Zombie Valentine is available on Zazzle if you want to get one!). I sold NO books, which doesn't surprise me. It's not that my books aren't good. They are good, but they are for a niche audience (adults interested in sci-fi, fantasy, and horror erotica), and the print versions certainly cost more than the 'zine ($1) or greeting cards ($3) that I brought. It was just far easier for people to buy those things, and I ended up making more money selling those two items than I have ever made selling books at a convention. This is one of the reasons why I'm moving more into the cartooning and art and spending less time on the writing. I will continue to write, but it's far easier for me to sell the art, and frankly, it's easier for me to produce the art as well. And frankly, I just enjoy cartooning more than anything else!

Overall, Marscon went very well. Now Mich and I are looking forward to Farpoint in February. I start working on Mustachequerade 02 this week, as well as a Zombie Easter card, and plan to have both of those in time for Farpoint. I have been assured I will have table space at the con, so if you're going to be there, stop by and see me!

Oh, and I should point out, today's cartoon was drawn on my iPad, using an app called Adobe Ideas. It's as close to pen and ink drawing as I can get on the iPad. It's not the perfect solution for drawing the cartoon on the go, but it's the closest I've come so far! Adobe Ideas draws in vector format, but acts like a pen and ink program. So I can cartoon the way I'm used to, but scale the drawing up or down to any size with no loss of quality!

Flashback Friday! Merman

January 13th, 2012

Welcome back to Flashback Friday! I dug this out of the same sketchbook as the previous two Flashback entries. This is some sore of mer-creature. I'm trying to decide why I thought a mer-creature needed both a blow hole and eyebrows, and why the eyebrows needed to be dark blue. I don't know. It has sort of a "Land of the Lost" feel to me, and I think that was probably part of the inspiration. I loved the alien creatures in "Land of the Lost," just as much as I despised the human characters. To this day, Holly and Will just grate on my nerves. But the Sleestak and Altrusians were very cool, in my opinion.

Join the Mustachequerade! A new ‘zine by Cynical Woman

January 12th, 2012

If you follow me on Twitter, you've probably seen some cryptic and not-so-cryptic tweets about a project I've been working on called Mustachequerade. This is something new I'm doing this year, an 8-page zine of hand-drawn artwork and bizarre little stories all about mustaches! Yes, you heard me right, mustaches. Why, you may wonder, am I doing a zine about mustaches? Because...

Because it just struck me as something funny and weird to cartoon about! How's that for an answer?

Here is the cover art for issue one of Mustachequerade:

As you can see, these will be done as limited editions. I've printed up 100 copies to take with me to sell at Marscon, at the price of $1 per issue. It's 8 pages of mustachioed madness, folks, and probably one of my most bizarre, creative projects yet! So if you come to Marscon this weekend, be sure to see me at my author table to pick up a copy. Issue one includes "The 'Stache of Wisdom," "Famous Mustaches in History," "Know Your Mustache," "The Mustache ABCs" and a clip and cut mustache that you can decorate and tape to your upper lip, if you so desire.

So stop by and see me at Marscon. For the bargain price of a dollar, issue one of Mustachequerade could be yours! Supplies are limited, so don't wait!

Rats! Episode 77 – This is Only a Test

January 11th, 2012

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I seriously miss the days when my biggest worry in life was whether the exam was going to be multiple-choice or essay. Life is rather complicated right now, and the memory of studying for finals or mid-terms seems so simple in comparison.

ACW 145 – C is for…

January 9th, 2012

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Some of you may remember that last year I was the cookie mom for Princess' Girl Scout troop. Well, guess what? I'm cookie mom again this year! AND this year Pixie is in Girl Scouts too, but in a different troop because she's a Daisy. Before you ask, no, I did not volunteer to be cookie mom for two troops. I'm not that crazy. But I am now faced with the prospect of taking two little girls door-to-door through our neighborhood to sell Girl Scout cookies, and then delivering them again later on, which means I'm going to have to be careful not to get Pixie's cookies mixed up with Princess' cookies and vice versa, all while keeping track of cookies and money for Princess' entire troop. So yeah, I am at least that crazy.

Anyway, moving on. You may have noticed that this week's "Adventures of Cynical Woman" is showing up on Monday instead of it's usual Tuesday spot. That's because things are changing. I'm switching gears this year to devote a lot more time to art and cartooning, and part of doing so means tightening up the blog schedule. Instead of doing "Move It Mama Monday" on Mondays, I'll be posting the web comic instead. On Wednesdays, I'll post "Rats!" instead of "WIP Wednesday." And on Fridays, I'll continue to post "Flashback Friday," which will be about artwork I've found in old sketchbooks of mine. There will be the occasional announcement post about any upcoming events like conventions, or about new products available in the Zazzle store, or about any stories I get published, etc. But otherwise I'm sticking to the cartoons and art posts for this year. My hope is that if I get fast enough with the cartoons, I'll be able to post more of them as time goes by, but I'm going to have to work up to that. As for "Move It Mama Monday" and "WIP Wednesday," those will no longer be regular features on the blog. I know some folks really enjoyed "Move It Mama Monday," but I haven't really had anything new to say about exercise and fitness in a while, and when I do, it's usually something I'd rather say in the web comic anyway.

So, there will be changes here, starting this week. And you'll see more stuff showing up in the store. And if you see me at conventions this year, like at Marscon this coming weekend, you may see some new stuff there as well. It's all good. It's part of a grand scheme, and I think this time next year, we'll all be able to look back and realize this transition to more serious cartooning was the best thing ever!

ACW Episode 143 – An Unexpected Delay in Getting Back to Work

January 3rd, 2012

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Due to certain unforeseen circumstances, it may be another week or so before I get back to my regular blogging schedule. I didn't even get "Rats!" up last week because of the events depicted in today's comic. I will post the regular Cynical Woman comics and "Rats!" all this month, and hopefully be back to a semi-normal schedule by the end of January, but in addition to my recent illness, I've also just entered Girl Scout cookie season and today I'm up to my assets in spread sheets and calendars, getting ready for sales to start on Saturday. Oh, and convention season starts next week, with Marscon being the first con on my schedule this year. If you're going to be in Williamsburg, VA, from 13-15 January, stop by and see me! I'll be talking about writing, podcasting, speculative fiction erotica and, of course, web comics.

So anyway, I hope you all had a happy New Year. I know that I at least got an early start on one resolution - lose 10 pounds. I'm almost halfway there already!

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERGH!!!

ACW Episode 143 – Hoppy Holidays

December 27th, 2011

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It was like the weirdest game of live-action Frogger ever. There we were, happily driving down the highway, on our way to see "Hugo" (great movie, by the way), when out of nowhere this froggy potty leaps out at us, forcing my mom to run over it with her SUV. It made this horrendous noise, like it was tearing the engine apart with its plastic molded froggy paws. Then the noise stopped. Then the noise started again, only different, and this time the car started to slow down, and it got slower and slower and slower... We barely made it to the movie theater parking lot, where my mom parked and we all jumped out to survey the damage. And there he was, stuck in the wheel well - a child's froggy potty covered in black goop.

And yes, my dad did actually say the line in the last panel. That's my dad! Now you know where I get it from.

My family is visiting for another day or so, and then I hope to get back to regular work, but I'm not making any promises for this week. I've got to get started on some stuff for Girl Scouts. Cookie season is rapidly approaching, as well as Thinking Day, and I'm in charge of both this year. Plus Marson is coming up, and I've got a lot to get ready for that. But someone very nice has offered to help me out with all three of these events, so I should be good. Right, Mich?

Anyway, this is the last Cynical Woman cartoon for the year. I'll see if I can get Rats! up on Thursday, and then I won't see you again until next year. Have a good one!

Rats! Episode 76 – It’s Just Not the Same

December 22nd, 2011

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During my senior year of college, I roomed with Val, who was (and still is) Jewish. Every year, at Hanukkah, she'd light her menorah, despite the rules against candles in the dorms. The only year this was a problem was the year she used sub-standard candles that went limp when they melted, then toppled off the menorah and into her wicker trash basket. Which was filled with paper.

Val was an interesting roommate. She kept a pet bull snake named "Houdini" in her dorm room, but thankfully not the year we roomed together. Houdini got out of his aquarium one day and slid under the dorm room door, out into the girls' part of the dorm. You can imagine the excitement this caused. However, Val was short and very cute, so I think when she went to see the Vice Commandant about Houdini's escapade, she just sort of smiled, laughed, and shrugged, and in return the Vice Commandant (Col. Vanderpyle, I believe), just sort of shook his head and started laughing too. This of course, led me to believe that Val was pure evil because she could get away with anything. In fact, to this day, if you asked me to describe Val, I was say she was cute, and short, and evil. Very evil.

And apparently still an officer in the Air Force! See what being a cadet can do for you?

Wherever you are, Shorty, I hope you and your family have a happy Hanukkah.

WIP Wednesday – La Isla and pre-production work on a new web comic

December 21st, 2011

Whoops! This was supposed to run last week, but somehow didn't make it out of the "Draft" box of my blogging program. Anyway, I've got two things to talk about on WIP Wednesday today.

The first is "La Isla," the NaNoWriMo project I did last month. I made it through 60K words by November 30th on a story based on a dream I had the month before. It was a weird, freaky dream, and the book looks like it's going to be a weird freaky book. At this stage of the game, "La Isla" is really more outline than first draft of a novel. I hadn't planned to do NaNoWriMo this year, so just jumped in with whatever idea I had on hand when November 1st came around. I do believe there's a very interesting story in there. The novel will be, however, very experimental. Here's a small sample of what I've written, unedited so far:

What is Flora's first memory? That ought to be the first thing she talks about, the first thing she opens with. The beginning of chapter one. Most people can recall a time early on in their lives when they were children, like the day their mothers made them wear a horrible scratchy suit to church, or the time they wet their pants at Grandma Bingley's funeral, right during the minister's sermon, and it wasn't their fault because no one would pick them up and take them to the bathroom even though they pleaded that they really, really had to go, and besides Grandma Bingley wouldn't have minded, she would have taken the kid to the bathroom for Pete's sake, just got up in the middle of the funeral and said, "Excuse me, but those of us still living have needs that must be attended to." Whatever that meant. When you were only two or maybe three and still toilet training, you never really did get what adults were saying.

Like I said, at this point, it's all notes and bits of dialog and occassional outright scenes, but mostly notes of what the story should look like. I'm well over 70K words, right now, and once I get the story settled in my mind, I'll pull out the relevant parts of that very rough pre-first draft and begin the actual writing part of the process. But this pre-writing process is actually very important to me, and I'm happy with how it's going.

In addition to "La Isla," I've also been working with author Mark Jackman on a potential new web comic. We're going to have to do a lot of prepatory work, figuring out the format, the story, the art, etc. But I spent all last week working on drawing a sample page based on a short script he sent me. Here's a quick look at one of the panels.

I have no idea when we would be posting this on a regular basis. Right now Mark and I are just figuring out if we can even do this. We've both got very busy schedules. But Mark's a very funny writer and I would be very happy to work on any project with him, so we're going to see if we can make this work.

And that's it for WIPs today, kids. If you have any comments or questions, let me know!

ACW Episode 142 – Bouncy Bouncy!! Bouncy Bouncy!! Fun Fun Fun Fun FUN!!

December 20th, 2011

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Yes, this actually happened. Normally this would not happen, as the girls usually wake up before Hubster and I can get started. When that happens, he takes them downstairs, feeds them breakfast, and turns on Sponge Bob Squarepants. The moment I hear, "Are ya ready, kids?!" I sit up in bed and shout, "Aye-aye, Captain!"

Sponge Bob = Best. Aphrodisiac. EVAAAAAAAAAAH!