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	<title>Comments on: What I Learned On My 39th Birthday</title>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Emily Veinglory</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: D-HOR</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-149</link>
		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Emily Veinglory</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: D-HOR</title>
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		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Emily Veinglory</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: D-HOR</title>
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		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Emily Veinglory</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: D-HOR</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-149</link>
		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-149</link>
		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Helen</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-151</link>
		<dc:creator>Helen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#039;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#039;t happening.  Too much friggin&#039; work.  Blergh!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And you know what the real kicker is?  I **still** haven&#8217;t had time to slow down and enjoy my birthday.  I keep waiting for a day when I can just blow stuff off and not do anything unless I want to, and it just ain&#8217;t happening.  Too much friggin&#8217; work.  Blergh!</p>
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		<title>By: Emily Veinglory</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicalwoman.com/2008/02/28/what-i-learned-on-my-39th-birthday/comment-page-1/#comment-150</link>
		<dc:creator>Emily Veinglory</dc:creator>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: D-HOR</title>
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		<dc:creator>D-HOR</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Mar 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#039;re blogging about it, I&#039;m just flabbergasted that&#039;s all.  I don&#039;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw :) I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You&#8217;ve got one hell of a life you know?  Of course you know, you&#8217;re blogging about it, I&#8217;m just flabbergasted that&#8217;s all.  I don&#8217;t know how people do it, having kids and all that.  And writing, and being a wife and allll the other things you do!  </p>
<p>Okay the smoke alarm part was too funny btw <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  I hope you had a good time anyways, congrats on the best friend <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Someone will turn 6 on a Thursday and you will turn 40 the following Monday.  Assuming kids B-day party on Saturday again, pick your Grown-Up restaurant and night - Friday, Sat. Sun or Mon. - make reservations, and let us know well in advance so we can arrange sitters...And celebrate without smoke alarms going off!  ;-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone will turn 6 on a Thursday and you will turn 40 the following Monday.  Assuming kids B-day party on Saturday again, pick your Grown-Up restaurant and night &#8211; Friday, Sat. Sun or Mon. &#8211; make reservations, and let us know well in advance so we can arrange sitters&#8230;And celebrate without smoke alarms going off!  <img src='http://www.cynicalwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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